A Few Good Men

Alright, you want the truth? You can't handle the truth! I have been approached by numerous people (Douchbag friends), who have expressed their constructive criticism on my blog. Although no one wants to admit they are avid readers of the Midnight Marauder, they still feel provoked to advise on my commentary. I feel obliged to please the public. I have spoken nothing but the truth throughout my expressions and I promise never to sugar coat anything in the future. My nature is realized only through the truth and every action I have ever processed.
        Thus, this blog is dedicated to you gentlemen. Thank the heavens above you were placed here on earth to grace women everywhere with grief.

See also: affliction, agony, anguish, bemoaning, bereavement, bewailing, care, dejection, deploring, depression, desolation, despair, despondency, discomfort, disquiet, distress, dole, dolor, gloom, grievance, harassment, heartache, heartbreak, infelicity, lamentation, lamenting, malaise, melancholy, misery, mortification, mournfulness, mourning, pain, purgatory, regret, remorse, repining, rue, sadness, sorrow, torture, trial, tribulation, trouble, unhappiness, vexation, woe, worry, wretchedness.

Now, do not get me wrong, I love a great day/afternoon/night out with a fun, smart, gorgeous man. However, such a man is rare in form and on the brink of extinction. Even when this distinctive man is discovered it is not long until either A; a woman becomes completely void of all feelings she once had towards him due to his slow detrimental demise of self respect. Or B; said man decides to treat all woman as equal "sluts" because that is all woman stand for. Either way I suppose relationships in general are doomed due to the lack of chivalry and respect amongst our generation.

 All I want to ask is why do "men" walk and talk with this undeserving sense of achievement? It use to be you little pricks would piss in your pants at the thought of approaching a beautiful woman. Forthwith, every ugly, ill mannered, ill dressed, broke ass mothaf*ck#r thinks he can "holla" at a beautiful girl just because they are in the same vicinity. Both sexes are to blame. Women have given up hope and succumb to this  kind of behaviour as their only option.

If you know me at all you know I have very little room to judge based on my very liberal beliefs. I am merely constructing observation. You asked for it, and I thank you ;)